The Seven Deadly Sex Life Sins for Men
On a clear September night at a local bar, my friend and I start talking about aphrodisiacs. Why? Because it is a great conversation starter that always draws the ladies in since women love talking about sex. As usual it worked like a charm.
So there we are getting random groups of women to open up about their favorite sexual positions between sipping martinis. It never fails.
A very attractive 46 year old woman…who looked 30…complained about how she was stuck sexually. The men her age were great for companionship but “limp biscuits” in bed. On the other hand the 35 and younger men that approached her were great in bed…and that was about it.
Mother Nature’s Comedic Timing
Mother nature has a twisted sense of humor. Men and women have high sexual intensity at different ages and the results are comical.
Testosterone determines your sex drive. Men’s testosterone levels are highest around 20 for a higher than ever sex drive but can burn out by 25% or more by 45. Women’s testosterone is lower than men but their estrogen will burn out as they get older leaving them with more testosterone by 45 for their highest sex drive ever.
But for most people…this joke ain’t funny.
Later that night the 46 year old G-MILF (yep, she had grandkids) and I sat outside on the bar’s patio taking in the nightlife. As she offered and cut a Habanos cigar for me (man that was sexy) we chatted about her plight.
She said as she got older she felt greater sexual freedom. Things she used to think were taboo she wanted to explore. Her sex drive was at an all time high and it was frustrating that she couldn’t find a man that could keep up with her brain and her body.
“I feel like a 21 year old guy who can’t get any”, she exclaimed.
“Well fortunately and unfortunately”, I replied “I have heard this story dozens of times before so let me break it down for you.”
The Seven Deadly Sex Life Sins for Men
“The truth of the matter is”, I said between puffs, “Age isn’t what counts but the level of sexual health. Men can start losing their sex drive in their 20’s but for most guys it isn’t obvious until their 40’s.”
“When men let their health slip it goes into a downward spiral into the Seven Deadly Sex Life Sins for Men. If you have any of these issues you are sinning against good sex. They are…
1) lower energy
2) smaller erections
3) less strength
4) no sex drive
5) tighter flexibility
6) shorter endurance
7) penis atrophy
“Hold up. Pause.” She made the time out sign with the cigar in her hand. “What do you mean penis atrophy?”
“Oh yeah”, I whispered like I was telling a secret. “That is when your penis shrinks. If you don’t use it you lose it. Ask your grandmother if gramps was bigger in his 20’s or in his 70’s. It is going to start shrinking at some point.”
“No. No. No.” She slapped her hand on the table upsetting the drinks. “This is so unfair!”
I chuckled while protecting my tall glass of ice water. “Calm down, calm down. Like I said it is about sexual health. Most of the men your age want to have sex but find it hard to admit that they can’t get it in like they used to…literally.”
“But as long as you are alive you can improve your health if you know what to do. As soon as I tell most guys their Johnson is going to shrink they really pay attention. What men have to do is actually so easy it seems hard. Let me show you.” I grabbed a table napkin and wrote down…
Sex Life Remedies For Men
- Lift weights and no excessive aerobics
- Lower alcohol consumption
- Lower sugar consumption
- Do yoga 2 times a week or stretch everyday
- Sleep 8 hours every night
- Cut back on meat (anything with a parent) to less than 20% of your diet
- Use an aphrodisiac consistently
She looked down the list I handed her and slowly said, “Okaaaay. Questions.”
Lift weights and no excessive aerobics
“Lift weights I get. But no excessive aerobics? What if he needs to lose weight?”
“Most of the items on this list deal with testosterone. The bursting and burning of testosterone fuels erections. No testosterone no erections. Excessive aerobics burns out testosterone.”
Lower alcohol consumption
“Gotcha”, she replied. “Cutting back on alcohol is a no brainer. That’s why you’ve been drinking water all night. But what’s up with sugar?”
Lower sugar consumption
“Sugar decreases testosterone output for an hour. Eat to much sugar and your testosterone level slowly decreases to nothing. Most men with type 2 Diabetes have low testosterone.”
“Wow. My brother needs to know that”, she mumbled to herself.
Do yoga 2 times a week or stretch everyday
“Yoga and stretching I get too but I thought you only need 6 to 7 hours of sleep.”
Sleep 8 hours every night
“No. No. No.” I slapped the table upsetting the drinks. “Your testosterone and muscles build while you are asleep. Limp Biscuit needs all 8 hours.”
“Oh now you’ve got jokes”, she laughed. “Cutting back on meat is cool with me. Most of my friends are starting to do that. Now using an aphrodisiac consistently…why do that?
Use an aphrodisiac consistently
I smiled and said, “An aphrodisiac increases your testosterone naturally. It gives the exact nourishment your body needs to improve your health and specifically your sexual health. By itself it can help men have stronger erections but adding in all the other Sex Life Remedies makes the results more dramatic.”
“And before you ask”, I said, “Yes it works for women. Want to try an aphrodisiac?”
She giggled, “Is that some sort of pickup line?”
“That depends on if you want to try it”, I teased.
“Why don’t we get your ice water refreshed and talk about it”, she said with a smile.